We Don’t Got to Show You No Stinking Badges!

Growing up in California you naturally are around a lot of Hispanics. When I was a kid we called them Mexicans.

I was raised by three devout Irish Catholic women from northern Minnesota, and even though Mexicans were also Catholic they didn’t like them. They really didn’t like any people they were unfamiliar with, especially blacks. The strange part was that they were sweet, lovely women, and prejudiced all to hell.

I got along OK with Mexicans, and blacks too, for that matter. They didn’t seem like a threat to me. When I was 15 a bunch of us white boys hitchhiked into the central valley to make a little money working in the fields, doing stoop labor. None of us lasted more than a couple of hours. Everyone in the fields doing the work was Mexican, except for one black guy. Those people are still doing all the work, 65 years later. The California economy is utterly dependent on them.

I still get along just fine with Hispanics, especially now since they’re changing how they vote. They are turning into my political allies. This totally screws the Democrats, in addition to all the other challenges they face.

The Hispanics I’ve gotten to know are mostly macho guys. They don’t like pansy-asses, and the bossy women who run the lives of pansy asses. They like this country and are damn glad it’s not like where they come from, whether it’s Mexico or somewhere else in Latin America. After a generation or two or three they turn into regular Americans.

This change in their voting behavior is accelerating. Having a preachy privileged black woman as their candidate hurt the Democrats with Hispanics. Hispanics, for the most part, don’t identify with blacks. They’re more comfortable around a white guy like Trump than a black woman like Harris.

What the hell is an Hispanic, or Latino anyway? Someone whose ancestors spoke Spanish, I guess. Race really doesn’t have anything to do with it. There are white Hispanics, black Hispanics, Native American Hispanics and everything in between.

In what meaningful way is Senator Ted Cruz any different from all the Senators with names like Murphy or Murkowski?

According to a genetic analysis by 23andMe I’m 99.7% white. Babbie is probably whiter than I am. My race used to be 90% of the USA. It will soon be a minority, if it’s not already. I don’t lose any sleep over it. I value my liberty, and that of my family, not my race. And my liberty is derived from my culture, not my skin color. And my culture is American red, white and blue.

If you accept this as your culture, you’re my brother, no matter where you came from, or what color your skin is.

Bienvenido, amigos!

Lucky Nick Begich III

It’s better to be lucky than good. It’s best to be both. Our new Congressman got elected on merit, and he’s lucky to be a member of the 119th Congress. The next two years will be the most exciting time of his life, and the most productive. I admit I’m a little jealous.

He’ll be treated well by the Republican leadership. He took a seat away from the Democrats, and they want to see him to keep it. And they know that developing Alaska’s resource wealth is a key not only to energy dominance, but to the overall health of the American economy. Prosperity is good politics.

It’s true, I believe, that he has yet to develop any rapport with President Trump. He lost to Mary Peltola two years ago only because of the vainglorious Sarah Palin, who was a Trump candidate. Trump only endorsed him this year after he beat the candidate Trump did want, Lieutenant Governor Dahlstrom. But it is in the mutual interest of both men that the other succeed, and self-interest will be enough for a good working relationship.

Talk about an interesting time to be a member of the House Majority! For a while, at least, it looks like a 217 to 215 split, which means any one Republican defection can deny the Speaker a majority. It’s hard to imagine any Republican Congressman actually doing such a foolish thing, but any collection of 217 politicians will contain a few odd ducks. Actually, more than a few. For an old pol like me, this is great entertainment.

Every day seems to bring something new to get excited about. Take NASA. Please.

This is the organization that got us to the moon. If you’re old enough, you vividly remember where you were and who you were with when Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon. I was in a tiny apartment on West 27th in Spenard, watching a little black and white TV with the original Fritz Pettyjohn and his wife. It was one of the most memorable moments of my life.

Those were the glory years of NASA, but it’s been more or less of a boondoggle ever since. It’s been captured by Boeing, the company that builds planes with exploding doors.

But it’s got a new boss, Jared Isaacman, a big customer of Elon Musk. He paid Musk for a ride on a SpaceX rocket and got to do a spacewalk. What a guy! He’s going to have a $20 billion budget to play with, and I think he’s going to use it to help Elon get to Mars.

Aside from seeing an Article V Convention, and walking my granddaughter down the aisle, my dearest wish is to see a man land on Mars. I like pointing out Mars in the night sky and telling my grandsons that it is not a star, it’s a planet, like Earth, and some day they will see a man walk on it.

That’s one day, and one announcement, about one federal agency.

What a brave new world it may be!

Nick will be in the middle of all of this. What’s curious is that his grandfather, Nick Begich I, was in the same position 54 years ago. He was as good as Nick III, but he didn’t have any luck. He died with the House Majority Leader, and Speaker-to-be, Hale Boggs in a tragic airplane crash somewhere in the Chugach range. What a waste!

If you’re a Christian, you believe that Nick I is in heaven watching all this, and he’s very proud.

“Tater Tot Ron” for Defense?

Ron DeSantis would, I’m sure, be an outstanding Secretary of Defense. He’d be a better President. I don’t think he can be both.

He needs independence if he wants to make a run in 2028. Working for Donald Trump wouldn’t work. He needs to be his own man, not subject to the caprice of an impulsive authoritarian. Vice President Vance has the inside track to be the Donald’s designated successor, and he will resent anyone competing in his lane.

DeSantis needs his own lane, and I think one is available – Reform Republican. The reforms which are needed are all understood and supported by large majorities of voters, both Republican and Democrat. But the needed congressional action will never happen, because these reforms are of Congress itself.

First, and most obvious, is fiscal reform. To have any teeth, it needs to go into the Constitution. It could be as simple and obvious as a line-item veto. 44 Governors have it, people are familiar with it, and it works. If the President had this power, he would be responsible and politically accountable for deficit spending. There are other fiscal reforms which work in other countries, like the Swiss debt break.

Next is congressional term limits. Want to drain the swamp? Keep recycling the swamp creatures. Don’t let them get too comfortable. The American people understand this issue, and they dearly desire that someone takes up this cause.

Third is campaign finance reform. Using the powers granted to it in Article 1, sec. 4 of the Constitution, Congress has created a web of federal campaign finance laws suited perfectly to the incumbent. This power needs to be taken away from Congress, and returned to the states, and the people. Let each state decide on how it wants congressional campaigns financed within its borders. Kansas will do it one way, Rhode Island another. In states with an initiative available, the voters can decide, directly, how they want to regulate campaign financing. Every state already does it, but only for state elections. Give them the power to regulate congressional races as well. Simply remove that part of Article 1, sec. 4 which was inserted at the last minute by James Madison.

In 1787 state legislatures were the center of the anti-federalists. These people didn’t want the Constitution, which would mean the central government taking away their power. Madison was afraid that if the state legislatures controlled elections to Congress, they would abuse that power and somehow sabotage the first Congress.

It made sense at the time, but that concern is no longer a problem. Congress is the problem.

These three reforms must all be achieved using Article V of the Constitution. The states, acting together, can propose these amendments themselves, bypassing Congress. This provision was inserted because the delegates to the Convention knew that Congress, itself, could be the problem, which could not be relied on to reform itself. Article V was written specifically as a means of reforming Congress.

The effort to achieve these reforms began in 1975 with two blue dog southern Democrats. It’s had fits and starts along the way. But it has never gone away. It has never succeeded because it’s never had a leader.

Gov. Ron DeSantis could be that leader, and if the effort succeeds it would be as significant as the progressive reforms enacted at the beginning of the 20th century: direct election of Senators, the income tax, and women’s emancipation.

There were Progressive Republicans and Progressive Democrats, and there need to be Reform Republicans and Reform Democrats. It’s the on ly way it can work. Which is why anyone associated with Donald Trump cannot lead it.

Kash Patel, fanatically loyal to Trump, liked to call DeSantis “Tater Tot Ron” for having the temerity to challenge Trump. That’s the kind of loyalty Trump wants. It’s too much.

DeSantis is better off staying away from Washington. Instead, he should travel the states to gather support for the Reform Republican agenda.

Pardon me for Livin’

Now Democratic wise man Rep. James Clyburn supports a pardon for Trump. This is the man who decided, on behalf of the Democratic party, to overlook all of Biden’s inadequacies and give him the 2020 nomination. When he speaks, Democrats listen.

A Trump pardon would set the stage for Kamala to pardon Joe. Let’s put all the lawfare behind us. Let’s stop criminalizing our political opponents. Let’s make a clean break from the tawdry past, and turn the page to a better, more tolerant political culture.

Turning the page is not excusing or justifying malfeasance in office. The Department of Justice, and the FBI need a thorough overhaul. But don’t start trying to throw everyone in jail. Take their pensions, their power, and their reputations, for sure. But let’s not descend into the banana republics where losing an election means going to jail.

Lyndon Johnson was as crooked as they come. He and Chicago Mayor Richard Daley probably stole the 1960 Presidential election from Nixon. But when Nixon succeeded Johnson in the presidency, he didn’t try to have him prosecuted. That may have served justice, but it wouldn’t have been in the national interest.

Ford’s pardon of Nixon was in the national intertest. The humiliation of resignation was enough punishment for Nixon’s crimes.

If Biden resigns, he puts himself in the same league with Nixon. It’s a disgrace, a permanent stain on his historical reputation. At his age, that’s enough.

The pardon power is the power of Christian forgiveness. Heading into Christmas, it would be fitting.

Pardon me, Kamala (part 2)

Back in July I thought Biden might resign, and have Kamala pardon the whole Biden crime family after the election. That way, she could campaign from out of the White House, as President Kamala Harris, the first woman President. I could picture her at the debates, being addressed as Madame President. She’d have to appoint her Vice President (remember Vice President Rockefeller?) That would be big news for weeks. Her appointment would require hearings, and a vote in both houses of Congress. Meanwhile Kamala is redecorating the White House, giving it that special “woman”s touch”. New curtains, for sure. There would be portraits of Obama everywhere. I could see it all.

Wrong!

But now Biden can resign, and Kamala can issue him a big blanket pardon, just like Hunter just got from his dad. She owes this to Joe. Just ask Jill Biden. It would look a little fishy, but Ford got away with pardoning Nixon, under similar circumstances. Just read President Ford’s Proclamation Granting Pardon to Richard Nixon.

If Biden resigns soon, the pardon can be issued six weeks from now, on her way out the White House door. That’s the way Clinton pardoned Marc Rich. Clinton did it for Marc Rich’s money, which found its way to the criminal syndicate known as the Clinton Foundation.

Kamala can pardon Joe from purely patriotic motives. Trump is rabidly vindictive, and his minions at DoJ and the FBI will do his bidding. And he wants to have Biden indicted, just like he was. What a circus!

In order to spare the nation this long national nightmare, Kamala will issue the pardon. At great personal sacrifice, she will put the welfare of the nation ahead of her own political self-interest.

Or not. It would probably help her get the 2028 presidential nomination. Everybody’s a winner!

God bless America!