Great Men, Good Men

Most great men are not good men, at least when it comes to politicians. Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar and Napoleon were all great men, but none of them were good.

Washington and some other Founding Fathers were both good and great. Samuel Adams, Benjamin Franklin and James Madison come to mind. Thomas Jefferson, John Adams and Alexander Hamilton were great men, but not good ones. Andrew Jackson was a great man, but not a good one. The same for Franklin D. Roosevelt.

The best man in American history, the great man who saved the Union, was of course, Abraham Lincoln.

Donald Trump is on track to be a great man. I take no particular pleasure in saying that, because I don’t like Trump. I never have, and I never will. As men, we are almost complete opposites. He’s not my kind of guy, and I’m sure I’m not his kind of guy either. I don’t think he’s a good man.

But facts are facts, and even before he’s sworn in for his second term, I think he’s on the cusp of greatness. Taming Iran, pacifying the Ukraine, and achieving a world balance of power between the United States, Russia and China are all within his grasp. This isn’t happenstance. On the world stage, Trump knows what he’s doing.

Imagine a world in which all the great powers are at permanent peace with one another. A world in which disputes among the great powers are resolved without resort to the use of force. A world in which the great powers no longer threaten each other with nuclear weapons. This was Reagan’s dream, but it was unfulfilled.

Today it’s not just a dream. It could be a reality before Trump leaves office.

How, then, could you deny that Trump would properly be considered a great man?

How President Corleone Would Deal With Putin

People my age vividly remember Marlon Brando play “The Godfather.” It made a powerful impression on most people who saw it, including, no doubt, 26-year-old Donald Trump. It made such an impression on him that he, himself, decided to make himself into a Godfather, just like Marlon Brando in the movie. And he did.

So when you see the Don at Mar-a-Lago, think back to his inspiration, Don Vito Corleone.

In one of the iconic scenes in the movie, the Don receives those who wish to ask him a favor. It’s his daughter’s wedding day, and he is willing to make a gift of a favor granted. The supplicants are escorted in to see him and make their request.

I see Apple, and Amazon, and Google, and Facebook and Trudeau and all the other visitors to Mar-a-Lago, and I think back to the Don, on his daughter’s wedding day. Only Trump’s about to be inaugurated President.

As the Don said, “I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

And how would Trump’s inspiration, the Godfather, deal with Putin? Make him an offer he can’t refuse. As will Trump.

We Don’t Got to Show You No Stinking Badges!

Growing up in California you naturally are around a lot of Hispanics. When I was a kid we called them Mexicans.

I was raised by three devout Irish Catholic women from northern Minnesota, and even though Mexicans were also Catholic they didn’t like them. They really didn’t like any people they were unfamiliar with, especially blacks. The strange part was that they were sweet, lovely women, and prejudiced all to hell.

I got along OK with Mexicans, and blacks too, for that matter. They didn’t seem like a threat to me. When I was 15 a bunch of us white boys hitchhiked into the central valley to make a little money working in the fields, doing stoop labor. None of us lasted more than a couple of hours. Everyone in the fields doing the work was Mexican, except for one black guy. Those people are still doing all the work, 65 years later. The California economy is utterly dependent on them.

I still get along just fine with Hispanics, especially now since they’re changing how they vote. They are turning into my political allies. This totally screws the Democrats, in addition to all the other challenges they face.

The Hispanics I’ve gotten to know are mostly macho guys. They don’t like pansy-asses, and the bossy women who run the lives of pansy asses. They like this country and are damn glad it’s not like where they come from, whether it’s Mexico or somewhere else in Latin America. After a generation or two or three they turn into regular Americans.

This change in their voting behavior is accelerating. Having a preachy privileged black woman as their candidate hurt the Democrats with Hispanics. Hispanics, for the most part, don’t identify with blacks. They’re more comfortable around a white guy like Trump than a black woman like Harris.

What the hell is an Hispanic, or Latino anyway? Someone whose ancestors spoke Spanish, I guess. Race really doesn’t have anything to do with it. There are white Hispanics, black Hispanics, Native American Hispanics and everything in between.

In what meaningful way is Senator Ted Cruz any different from all the Senators with names like Murphy or Murkowski?

According to a genetic analysis by 23andMe I’m 99.7% white. Babbie is probably whiter than I am. My race used to be 90% of the USA. It will soon be a minority, if it’s not already. I don’t lose any sleep over it. I value my liberty, and that of my family, not my race. And my liberty is derived from my culture, not my skin color. And my culture is American red, white and blue.

If you accept this as your culture, you’re my brother, no matter where you came from, or what color your skin is.

Bienvenido, amigos!

Just call them Indians

Back in the day an Indian was a Native American, but no more. That’s politically incorrect. Today an Indian comes from India. They’ve got almost 1.5 billion people over there. and just by the law of averages there are a lot of smart Indians. Quite a few seem to be coming to America.

My neighbor owns the local UPS franchise, and he’s selling out. He just went to a meeting of about 15 franchisees from our part of California.

All of them, every one, was an Indian. And, of course, he’s selling to an Indian.

How do you classify an Indian? Actually, though many have dark skin, they’re white people. Certainly not Negroid, or Oriental. White. Many Japanese have white skin, but they’re not white, they’re oriental.

It all gets kind of confusing if you’re a racist. I happen to think racism is un-American, so to hell with them.

Sweet Old Bob

It was 1973. and Babbie and I were in an apartment in Santa Monica, while I attended my second year of law school. There was a billboard in the hallway at UCLA Law, where notices were posted. I saw one from the City of Ketchikan, Alaska, advertising for a legal intern to work for the City Attorney’s office. It would last six months, from June through December, and the law school would grant academic credit for the quarter I would be gone, if I got hired.

I was going to Alaska, anyway, as soon as I graduated, so this would give me a head start. Plus, instead of paying tuition, I’d make a little bit of money. Babbie was game, so I got hired and she got to see Alaska for the first time.

I was welcomed by the lawyers of Ketchikan, most of whom took a shine to me. Part of my job was as City Prosecutor, and when the city cops made an arrest for drunk driving, I got the case.

I looked over the police report and the guy looked guilty as hell, so I charged him with DUI. He was the President of the Moose Club and hired the most prominent and successful lawyer in town, State Senator Bob Ziegler, a great guy. Bob calls me to get the charge reduced to reckless driving in a plea deal. But I didn’t want a deal. I wanted to go to trial. It would be quite a feather in my cap if I could go back to UCLA to finish law school and have a jury trial under my belt.

Bob explained that all DUI’s in Ketchikan got settled in a plea deal. That’s just the way it was done. I told him I didn’t see any justification for reducing the charge and we were going to trial. It sort of pissed him off, but the fact was that no Ketchikan jury within the living memory of man had ever convicted on a DUI. It was a hard drinking town, on an island with about 15 miles of paved road, and pretty much everybody drove around with a buzz on. Bob’s client had absolutely nothing to worry about.

All the lawyers in town thought this was great. The young hotshot from California was going to get a lesson.

And, of course, I did. After the verdict, the forewoman of the jury leaned over the rail, gave the defendant a hug, and said, “Oh, Paul, I’m so glad you got off.”

But I didn’t make a fool of myself, thanks to gracious treatment by Bob. He could have made me look really bad, but he knew it wasn’t necessary. I have always been grateful for that to Bob Ziegler.

Ten years later I met him again in Juneau, after I got elected to the Senate from South Anchorage. Bob was a blue dog Democrat who was disgusted by the corruption in the Democrat Senate Majority. He didn’t want to be complicit in their betrayal of his values, so he joined the Republican Senate Minority.

Bob was famous for his correspondence with constituents. When one would write to ignorantly criticize something he’d done, he’d send a response, advising the voter that some fool was sending letters to Juneau with their name on it. He’d sign it “Sweet Old Bob.”

One day he comes into my office and shows me a bill he’s carrying. It’s a Joint Resolution, calling on the United States Congress to call an Article V Convention of the States for the purpose of proposing an amendment to the Constitution for fiscal reform. At this time the national debt had just reached $1 trillion, and people thought that was outrageous.

I looked at that bill and couldn’t believe my eyes. I had a degree in Political Science from Cal, and I had been politically active since Goldwater in ’64. Article V? How come I’d never heard of this? This is totally awesome! To hell with Congress, we can get around them. We can amend the Constitution ourselves. What a concept!

Bob told me to calm down, and when the bill comes to the floor, don’t say a word. He had the votes, and didn’t want me to queer the deal.

Well, here I am 41 years later, and I’m still working on Article V. Babbie looked it up, and she says I have 8.8 years left to live.

Never say die!